I nearly cackled when I saw his reply! He writes me this cheesy copy & paste letter, then seems almost indignant that I dared to message him back even though I'm not interested! As if it's some burden on him to read what I have to say. Perhaps he's just real busy, guys.
I also love that he says he doesn't have some cheesy pickup line ready, yet a) this whole thing reeks of a pickup line and b) that last line, "...but I would like to find out," is a textbook pickup line at work. I can totally picture some sleazy guy coming up to me at bar and saying that while giving me the once-over. Yeesh.
I actually wrote back and told him that all I meant was that he would've gotten a better response had he put any effort into his message (i.e., my name is literally in the second line of my profile, yet he somehow failed to mention it). I then also said I'd messaged him back because he actually seemed nice and I was subtly hinting for him to try again, but...um, never mind with that part.
I really hope he writes back, I'm sure it would be classic!
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